• snooggums
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    889 months ago

    For true believers who hear Musk talk but have paid little or no attention to Tesla’s actual progress with autonomous driving technology, new car development, production ramping, or robotics, the event will have seemed like something of a success.

    Fucking lol

  • paw
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    319 months ago

    As far as I understood, the robot taxis may start production by 2026 or 2027. Shouldn’t we live all on Mars by then, according to Musk?

    /s

    • Psaldorn
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      79 months ago

      If it didn’t have Robert Picardos voice, I do not want

      • @hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        That’s the reason why Elon wants to fly to Mars, to get a working Johnny cab instead of his crap cab. Now it makes all sense.

    • SharkAttak
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      69 months ago

      If you managed to shop Elon’s face on it, it would’ve been perfect. Cause let’s be honest, he’d totally do it.

  • @EnderMB@lemmy.world
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    219 months ago

    The man can’t release an affordable electric car, despite it being on his roadmap for over a decade. Cunt isn’t releasing an affordable taxi lol

    • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      9 months ago

      Honestly, taxis don’t need to be cheap, they need to be reliable. I’m sure a taxi company would be happy to spend $100k if it meant minimal maintenance and far less staff, since it would pay for itself pretty quickly.

      The bigger question is, does it work? I’m guessing the answer to that is… no.

    • @tankplanker@lemmy.world
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      19 months ago

      The more I think about the 2 seater taxi that they showed off at this event, the more I think that was originally one of the prototypes for the affordable car.

  • THX-1138
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    119 months ago

    Oh look con man trying to sell broken promises and cheap parlor tricks!

      • TimeSquirrel
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        219 months ago

        In the future, there are no potholes or imperfections of any kind. The ground and buildings are smooth, shiny, and constantly maintained to perfection somehow. Everything looks like a starship.

        • @SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world
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          69 months ago

          Camera pans down to the lower levels. Dark illuminated streets are visible, illuminated by sparse sunlight that manages to find cracks in the starship like road above. Flickering mismatched neon signs offer work, with long lines of broken humans waiting to find any job not taken over by AI and Optimus robots.

        • JohnEdwa
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          29 months ago

          Of course, they will all be made of perfectly smooth glass because they will be Solar FREAKING roadways! Everyone knows this, duhh.

      • Kokesh
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        39 months ago

        No one gives a flying F what that asshole says.

        • Kwozyman
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          49 months ago

          Unfortunately a lot of people do. So many people care they made him the richest person in the world. I always hated obscenely rich people, but there’s something special with Musk, he manages to add insult to injury.

  • @dirthawker0@lemmy.world
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    39 months ago

    I took a Waymo robotaxi in San Francisco a couple weeks ago. It was easy to use and I felt very safe; generally they drive like your granny. My second ride we ended up briefly stopped behind someone trying to do a left turn in an unexpected spot, and the car wavered left and right for a moment as it tried to decide what to do, not unlike human drivers. Given Tesla’s not so great record on full self driving, I think given the choice I would probably stick with Waymo.

  • RubberDuck
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    9 months ago

    Of they end up releasing full self driving taxis before the Tesla’s sold with fsd are done I can imagine people that bought fsd will take issue.

    Also their stock price did not like the announcement.