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@not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 5 months ago

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  • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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    Big if true

    … (well, bigger than zero at least)

    • @RustyNova@lemmy.world
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      if true

      • @Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world
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        5 months ago

        or else

        • @passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world
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          10•5 months ago

          do while

          • @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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            5 months ago

            (i = 0; i < data.length; i++)

            • @passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world
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              i = 0 - data.length;

              • @not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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                2•5 months ago

                break;

                • @passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world
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                  //TODO

      • metaStatic
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        else then

        • @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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          btw you put a hashtag then space to make your text big. You can do more hashtags up to 6 in a row to make them smaller:

          h1

          h2

          h3

          h4

          h5
          h6

          (h1-6 is the way you call them in html)

          • metaStatic
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            all the same size

            • @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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              2•5 months ago

              might just be your client then

              • metaStatic
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                I do find it funny the spacing is larger though

                https://i.imgur.com/nLJuFwZ.png

  • @introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Wait till they hear about 01010100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 00100000 01110111 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101110

    • @Blisterexe@lemmy.zip
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      what the binary says

      “trans women are women”

      • @introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Trans women are women

        • @Blisterexe@lemmy.zip
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          3•5 months ago

          might not have rendered in your client properly, the text was a spoiler that could be expanded to reveal the message, not a question.

          • @not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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            6•5 months ago

            but they are right, thd T is capitalized :p

          • @introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            Thanks I see it now, I used Voyager and I had to click on text to reveal :3

    • apotheotic (she/her)
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      Ah, the gender binary

      Also isn’t this just an alias for 1 since it is True

      • @introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Idk I’m stupid

        • apotheotic (she/her)
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          3•5 months ago

          (I was just make joke because it is true - as in what you typed is true)

    • @photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      7•5 months ago

      1

      • @LordTrychon@startrek.website
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        101

      • @0x0@programming.dev
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        10

    • @RandomVideos@programming.dev
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      Computers set any non-zero value to true when converting to boolean

    • @itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      1

  • @einlander@lemmy.world
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    He’s a real one.

    • SeekPie
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      True that

  • @SplashJackson@lemmy.ca
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    Is the computer a Christian?

    • @AutomaticUpdates@monero.town
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      11•5 months ago

      It runs TempleOS

    • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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      9•5 months ago

      No, this is Patrick.

      • @Hupf@feddit.org
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        That would be a great GCU name now that I think of it.

    • Owl
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      No he’s a Michael

      • @SplashJackson@lemmy.ca
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        6•5 months ago

        You both have done me proud

        • Owl
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          Username checks out

  • OpenStars
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    16•5 months ago

    Are you high (voltage⚡)?

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