Too bad he gutted FEMA
now states have to beg trump personally for aid and he can pick and choose who gets it. seems very on brand.
“Here’s your voucher for private Christian school”.
This just in! He will start a new agency called MEMA! Male Elephant Making Action!
They are sending you guys in Texas a male elephant pretty soon! Just hang in there!
You’re probably wondering, WTF are we supposed to do with a male elephant.
This is all Joe Biden’s fault for quitting and letting Kamala Harris run and lose the election to me knowing that I would gut FEMA! - Trump
The world signed a disaster declaration for the USA for terminal stupidity.
We can only hope that emergency declaration decisions are applied consistently in the future, regardless of where a states citizens tend to vote
Narrator: “They were not. Infact, Trump used future emergencies to inflict maximum pain in blue areas, just like he has always done.”
But seriously, America is so screwed that 35% of its citizens hate the rest of the country so much they would rather watch it burn to the ground than help a fellow countryman.
But no overtime tax!!!
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Fuck Texas.
The rain already did that, thanks.
