Gollum to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 10 months agoWhy spend money on ChatGPT?feddit.orgimagemessage-square92fedilinkarrow-up11.28Karrow-down111
arrow-up11.27Karrow-down1imageWhy spend money on ChatGPT?feddit.orgGollum to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 10 months agomessage-square92fedilink
minus-square@LordTrychon@startrek.websitelinkfedilink41•10 months agoOmg lol ‘Query runs much quicker with 10 million fewer rows, Dave.’
minus-square@blackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uklinkfedilink24•10 months agoJust add AND 1=2 to any query for incredible performance gains
minus-square@LordTrychon@startrek.websitelinkfedilink7•10 months agoJust tried this. So fast! This guy’s AI! Everybody grab a pitchfork!
Omg lol
‘Query runs much quicker with 10 million fewer rows, Dave.’
Just add
AND 1=2to any query for incredible performance gainsJust tried this.
So fast!
This guy’s AI! Everybody grab a pitchfork!