The Picard Maneuver to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 5 months agoYou've been asleep for a very long timelemmy.worldimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1148arrow-down12
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minus-squareBoomer Humor DoomergodlinkfedilinkEnglish14•5 months agoBack when Jira was just cards taped to a wall
minus-square@mkwt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink17•edit-25 months agoReally I worked a project once that just had post-its stuck to the wall. It worked as well as Jira does.
minus-square@9point6@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink8•5 months agoUsed a physical board in my last job before COVID Can’t really do stand up when none of you are in the office to move the cards
minus-squarelime!linkfedilinkEnglish7•5 months agothat’s what the robot arm with the suction cup on it is for
minus-square@HootinNHollerin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink1•5 months agoGotta set up a remotely operated robot to move the post its
minus-square@ByteJunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink1•5 months agoThe secret here is to come up with a business case that shows management what an incredible ROI they should expect from this initiative. Then you get to play with robots for a few months instead of actually working!
minus-squareBoomer Humor DoomergodlinkfedilinkEnglish5•5 months agoPlus it’s a lot more satisfying to move a physical object than to change status on a drop-down menu
minus-square@hex@programming.devlinkfedilink2•5 months agoI like dragging the card to the “Ready for demo” slot :3
Back when Jira was just cards taped to a wall
Really I worked a project once that just had post-its stuck to the wall. It worked as well as Jira does.
Used a physical board in my last job before COVID
Can’t really do stand up when none of you are in the office to move the cards
that’s what the robot arm with the suction cup on it is for
Gotta set up a remotely operated robot to move the post its
The secret here is to come up with a business case that shows management what an incredible ROI they should expect from this initiative.
Then you get to play with robots for a few months instead of actually working!
Plus it’s a lot more satisfying to move a physical object than to change status on a drop-down menu
I like dragging the card to the “Ready for demo” slot :3