@jeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world • 1 year agoTed Cruz falsely calls 2 cis teen girls “boys” in desperate search for trans athletes to demonizewww.lgbtqnation.comexternal-linkmessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1525arrow-down17
arrow-up1518arrow-down1external-linkTed Cruz falsely calls 2 cis teen girls “boys” in desperate search for trans athletes to demonizewww.lgbtqnation.com@jeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world • 1 year agomessage-square36fedilink
minus-squareNougatlinkfedilink17•1 year ago Ted Cruz likes jerking off to images of JD Vance fucking couches. While imagining himself as the couch?
minus-square@Death_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink22•1 year agoGod no, he isn’t gay, he just likes to watch.
minus-square@edgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish8•1 year agoYeah, we all know Lindsey Graham is the couch.
minus-squareFlying Squidlinkfedilink6•1 year agoAlso, I wish people would stop saying JD Vance fucked a couch. JD VANCE NEVER FUCKED A COUCH! It was just hand stuff.
minus-square@Death_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink11•1 year agoThey are feminine. They are comforting, soft, and every home is incomplete without one. A bench, those are masculine. They serve their purpose and offer no real comfort unless you get the angle just right.
While imagining himself as the couch?
God no, he isn’t gay, he just likes to watch.
Yeah, we all know Lindsey Graham is the couch.
Also, I wish people would stop saying JD Vance fucked a couch.
JD VANCE NEVER FUCKED A COUCH!
It was just hand stuff.
Do couches have gender?
They are feminine. They are comforting, soft, and every home is incomplete without one.
A bench, those are masculine. They serve their purpose and offer no real comfort unless you get the angle just right.