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minus-square@arrakark@10291998.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglish11•edit-24 months agoblasphemy! void main(int argc, char ** argv, char ** envp)
minus-square@quant@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglish7•4 months agopublic static void main(String[] args) public static void main(String[] args) public static void main(String[] args) Am I summoning the flying spaghetti monster?
minus-squareDessalineslinkfedilink7•4 months agoThe object man appears behind you while you’re coding and inserts a null reference that takes you a day to find.
minus-square𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬linkfedilink4•4 months agoI’m sorry, but the only spaghetti you get is a 17 levels deep if clause.
Repeat after me:
public static void main(String[] args)blasphemy!
Am I summoning the flying spaghetti monster?
The object man appears behind you while you’re coding and inserts a null reference that takes you a day to find.
I’m sorry, but the only spaghetti you get is a 17 levels deep
ifclause.