@SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 6 days agomuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square305fedilinkarrow-up1979arrow-down114
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minus-square@eryndalor@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish129•6 days ago60k of rows is nothing. Fuck, where do you find these “geniuses”?
minus-square@houseofleft@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglish29•5 days agoTbf we don’t know how many columns there are /s
minus-squareLv_InSaNe_vLlinkfedilink26•5 days agoThe IRS just switched columns and rows. So there’s 60k rows and 330 million columns /s
minus-square@ameancow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish15•5 days agoI do data analysis for a living, I reach out to tech and complain if I can’t open a file with a million+ lines.
minus-square@Reddfugee42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish11•5 days agoThere’s only one reason he wants kids and not experienced adults.
minus-square@Reddfugee42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•3 days agoEasily manipulated, but probably that too.
60k of rows is nothing. Fuck, where do you find these “geniuses”?
Tbf we don’t know how many columns there are /s
The IRS just switched columns and rows. So there’s 60k rows and 330 million columns /s
I do data analysis for a living, I reach out to tech and complain if I can’t open a file with a million+ lines.
There’s only one reason he wants kids and not experienced adults.
He’s attracted to them?
Easily manipulated, but probably that too.
Probably