• kn0wmad1c
    link
    fedilink
    English
    1759 months ago

    I’ve been a professional programmer for nearly a decade and I just realized that C# is C++++ with the pluses stacked

        • Lucy :3
          link
          fedilink
          English
          38 months ago

          I care, when I need to compile a lot of stuff multiple times on not-as-fast machines. I’ll create a private repo powered by my workstation just for this. For C stuff I don’t need to, because I can just use my workstations power via distcc.

    • JackbyDev
      link
      fedilink
      English
      59 months ago

      I once saw an issue someone made for some database and said that they were learning Rust and if the database was rewritten in Rust then they could help contribute!

    • @pfm@scribe.disroot.org
      link
      fedilink
      89 months ago

      C Tesseract has this interstellar vibe and brings quotes like the following, but with a totally different meaning:

      • “Years of [compilation error] messages”
      • “People disn’t build this Tesseract”; “Not yet… But one day. Not you and me but people, people who’ve evolved beyond the four dimensions we know”
      • “You’ve got to leave something behind”
    • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      29 months ago

      I’m waiting for the marvel cinematic universe movie about filling out TPS reports and preparing for Y2k… it’s guaranteed to do better than Black Adam.

      • Luke
        link
        fedilink
        English
        49 months ago

        Wasn’t that the Loki show, where all of time is run by a boring dystopian corporate bureaucracy?

        Now that I think of it, I guess you’re right, that show probably did do better than Black Adam.

  • pelya
    link
    fedilink
    21
    edit-2
    9 months ago

    C₊𝅄⨧⁺ᐩ is used for building firmware for hyperdimensional singularity processors.

      • JATth
        link
        fedilink
        29 months ago

        H̢̱̀e͖ͧ͘r͈̔́e̖̅̀ͅ ḩ͒͏̩̲ẹ̽ͯ̀ c̔͑͠҉̬o̢̢̠̜̓̚m̷̻̳ͧͪ͘ę̢̥̋̀s̢͈̲ͧ̀͜ͅ,̧̔͞ͅ f͖͗̿̕͝ȅ̴̶̩̂͟a̸̡̯͈̼͋͡s̗̋̀̀̀̀͟t̒̾͏̯ y̸̛̟̽̇o̢̟̜͂͆ͯ͘͜u̧̧̜͔͇ͭͫ́̚͞r̀̃͑̓͒͏̮ e̍̒̇ͯ҉̴̲̭y̷̰̖ͨ̑͜e̓ͭͭ͂̕҉̸̛̦̱̤̫͢s̡̛̫͋̕ o̢͉̘͚̤̅ͫͤ̓ͭ̕͡n͊͘҉̲̟̖͔͝͞ t̷̟͊̽h̨̦͎̅̄ͪ́̚͘͠i̶̢̛̬̞̦͊̅̏̀́s̶̸̢̹̹͕̩̜̣̎ͫͤ͐̈̀.̛̰̼̗̺̼͗ͣ̏́̚͟͠.̵̪ͥ̈̚̚͞ͅ.̷̶͎̞̳̘̈͋ͬ̈͂͒͠ z̸̛̫̓͜͟͡ḁ̧ͨ͊͗ͫͫ̅́͢͠͠l̵̴͒͏͚̥̻g̩͎̲̼̠̿̅ͩ͌̇͟o̢̝͍͔͍̼̼ͤͦ̎́͘͝ i̷ͧ̅̂͟͡͠͞҉̸̙̱͍͈̝̠̺̀ͅs̗̮͇̪̯̋͋́̕ t̵̶̛̰̘̰̫̬͖̜͗̒͗̉̿͌̀̀͢ẖ̴̴̡̭̪̉̌̈́͗͘e̵ͬ̃ͬ͌͆̍͏̧̡̧̦̘͇͕͙̳̹͜ ạ̳̺͎̤̺̖̠̔̈ͮ̉̌̓̀́͟͢͞͞n̊͏̰̖̘̖̭̰̖̕͢ş̴̽͘҉̮̞̼̱w̨̢̠̻͐̐͑̊͢͞e̢̡̛͖̙̟̣͋͆͘̕ͅŗ̧̯ͪ͘͘͜͡.̭̘͇͓̹̻̖̖͉͊ͪ́

      • I Cast Fist
        link
        fedilink
        19 months ago

        On PC, you can hold Alt and press a number combination, like 1 or 257, to get an ASCII smiley. Not Unicode, but hey, it’s something

  • @elrik@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    189 months ago

    This isn’t the evolution of C at all. It’s all just one language and you’re simply stuck in a lower dimension with a dimensionally compatible cross-section.

  • lad
    link
    fedilink
    English
    179 months ago

    C(ubed) logo from meme

    Nix

    Nix snowflake logo

    I’m starting to have my suspicions

  • Codex
    link
    fedilink
    159 months ago

    I’m not ready for 4D, just let me try out C Lattice on a few smaller projects first.

  • pruwyben
    link
    fedilink
    49 months ago

    The last one needs the prongs sticking out to make it a hyperhashtag.