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LeftEndDev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 10 months ago

Best kind of turnover

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Best kind of turnover

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  • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    111•10 months ago

    It’s funny because everyone I know that’s worked for Apple no longer works for Apple.

    • @djehuti@programming.dev
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      68•10 months ago

      It’s a great place to be from!

      • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        20•10 months ago

        Apple is Ohio?

        • @Tja@programming.dev
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          7•10 months ago

          Skibidi.

          • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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            8•10 months ago

            OK Zoomer

            • @datavoid@lemmy.ml
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              8•10 months ago

              Isn’t skibidi alpha’s thing?

              • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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                5•10 months ago

                Isn’t it past your bedtime?

                • @datavoid@lemmy.ml
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                  3•10 months ago

                  Disrespectful young whippersnapper

    • @Dagnet@lemmy.world
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      53•10 months ago

      Must be the perfect thing to add to your resume then go find better pay from desperate employers seeking an engineer that worked at apple.

      • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        45•10 months ago

        You can say that about any of the MAMAA (previously FAANG/MANAA/whatever) companies.

        • @Croquette@sh.itjust.works
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          39•10 months ago

          Just killed a man…

          • @SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world
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            24•10 months ago

            Put an iPhone against his head,

            pulled my trigger

            Now he’s dead

            • @Trail@lemmy.world
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              10•10 months ago

              Was he holding it wrong?

              • @SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world
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                19•10 months ago

                Israeli parts

        • @Dagnet@lemmy.world
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          5•10 months ago

          Never said otherwise

          • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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            11•10 months ago

            I wasn’t arguing; I was furthering your point.

  • @Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    62•10 months ago

    Instructions unclear, made a delicious dessert

    • @Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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      16•10 months ago

      Exactly as ordered. Good job, private.

  • @psud@aussie.zone
    cake
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    6•10 months ago

    I used to really like an apple turnover. Warm, with cream

  • @schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de
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    0•10 months ago

    https://www.newsweek.com/tourist-menu-abroad-cope-what-get-instead-1960207

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