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@andioop@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 4 months ago

well that's rude

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well that's rude

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@andioop@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 4 months ago
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  • @technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    At least it seems more “scientific” than anything that Jung ever did.

    https://psychology.stackexchange.com/questions/13027/is-there-a-reasonable-scientific-backing-for-carl-jungs-type-theories

    • @saimen@feddit.org
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      Your source does not support your claim at all. Seems like you are projecting your scientific illiteracy onto Jung.

  • LostXOR
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    I mean, they’re not wrong, but it does hurt a bit.

  • @RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world
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    My high school paid for everyone to take some type of career aptitude test. Everyone got a list of various possible career choices. Burned in my memory now is that I scored “region 99” which apparently meant my personality type didn’t fit any jobs. Or something. Like their magic 8 ball told me to try again.

    • @Schal330@lemmy.world
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      My school did something similar. It recommended I become a fish monger.

      • @Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml
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        Haha, did you ever try it out? Maybe it really was your life long calling.

        • @Schal330@lemmy.world
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          I didn’t, but should I ever feel the need to try it I have already watched the tutorial video.

      • @bleistift2@sopuli.xyz
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        Same story here. I didn’t pay attention and failed basic math. Suggestion: plumber.

      • @thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world
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        I’m supposed to be a bartender, which i guess sounds better than what i actually do.

        • @MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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          I’ve become a computer tender.

      • @kraftpudding@lemmy.world
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        A friend of mine got the recommendation to be a pedicurist. Not a manicurist, not some general aesthetician, nope. Test wanted him to work with feet so badly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      • @Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de
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        I think I finally found what I was put on this earth to do: Knife goes in guts come out.

        – Bart Simpson

  • @uservoid1@lemmy.world
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    16•4 months ago

    Can I have an exception?

  • Rose
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    “The samurai charged into battle, shouting You must install Adobe Flash plugin to view this content.”

    • @Birch@sh.itjust.works
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      There ought to be a sub for that.

      And no I’m not gonna be the change I want to see in the world, for the benefit of everyone involved.

    • @andioop@programming.devOP
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      Got that on Programmer Humor last year! Finding that kind of unintentional message is always funny

  • @samus12345@lemm.ee
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  • Diplomjodler
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    Why do you have to personally attack me like that?

  • @fckreddit@lemmy.ml
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    Sigh! I should have known.

  • Lovable Sidekick
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    Hey, that’s Elite catastrophic failure!

  • 21Cabbage
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    If you think 60 questions are going to tell you anything more than that you’re the type of person who takes shitty online quizzes that’s probably an accurate assessment.

    • Optional
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      Sir, this is a Lemmy’s

      • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        He’s saying it’s a feature!

    • @andioop@programming.devOP
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      On one hand, you should probably indeed take personality quizzes claiming to be scientific online with a grain of salt and actually check if they have that kind of backing.

      On another, they’re fun. I am indeed the type of person who takes shitty online quizzes! (And their sometimes-higher-quality sibling, the academic survey. I really miss r/samplesize) And that doesn’t necessarily make me an idiot. I do wonder how to let my fellow quiz takers know that there are a lot of claims to scientific validity out there that just are not true without being a buzzkill, or condescending to the ones who already know and still participate for fun—because I absolutely get wanting to combat pseudoscience and misinformation.

      However, I didn’t take this quiz myself, I found this in a post online and thought Programmer Humor subscribers would find it funny.

    • @frezik@midwest.social
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      There’s psychological quizzes that are much shorter than that. There’s a four question quiz that, on the surface, is about parenting. They’re actually about authoritarianism, and the answers are highly correlated with support for Trump.

      https://www.vox.com/2016/3/1/11127424/trump-authoritarianism

      • @blackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uk
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        No one in 2025 has read all of that article.

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