Third one should be called “A Bot”
100%
My GitHub profile looked like that for a while when I was using my own PAT for a CI step that did repo syncing.
Now a bot account gets all the credit. :(
don’t post pictures of my face online, that’s rude >:(
In all seriousness I wonder why I always realize I could have explained myself better/left something out/omg formatting error better fix it/holy shit typo after the initial commit, and have like 4 different ones (or a bunch of rebases in an effort to keep the repo clean of this crap) fixing it, instead of pushing just a correct and complete readme from the beginning.
This is also why most of my Lemmy comments have edits. Not some weird sketchy crap editing things in to make others look bad or totally change my point after getting refuted, but just… oops typo or I could reword that to be more understandable or I meant to say this and totally forgot about it.
Big same
Sometimes when it’s not a minor edit like when I add some documentation, I usually branch so that I commit freely then just merge it squashing all the commits
Look at this amateur, using a mouse to commit. I have a macro defined just to commit and push as a background job so that I can start editing the README again ASAP.
The worst part? “readme updates” instead of “update readme”.
I commit far too little, and I don’t use branches so all my FEAT and FIX and DOC are mixed up, and I… Oh yeah I could just do add, and commit each of them separately… Damn.
Or you could refrain from the dogmatic commit style that serves literally zero purpose because in any healthy software project nobody is ever reading the commit history like that.
it looks cool and I can get back to developing software I abandoned when I have a better commit history
History and good explanations of what was changed and why is incredibly useful for being able to determine if something is a bug, a feature, and why something was written a particular way.
I’m not super stringent on commit style, but it absolutely helps to structure commit messages, especially in larger projects where they’re being worked on piecemeal.
the “does most commits to private repositories” user
you can configure github to paint private repo commits in the tiles, that’s what I do, so it almost looks like #3, but less homogeneous.
Thanks, I didn’t know that. For others also wondering how: https://docs.github.com/en/account-and-profile/setting-up-and-managing-your-github-profile/managing-contribution-settings-on-your-profile/showing-your-private-contributions-and-achievements-on-your-profile
I’m the “makes commits to Azure DevOps because that’s what his company uses” user, so mine looks a lot like number 4.
How do you
enjoylike Azure DevOps?I recently had the
pleasureof working with it. Thank god I only set up CI for a different team and I’m not part of that project.It’s… fine. Last job was an AWS shop, so I definitely had to learn the differences but all the commonly used stuff is in Azure too.
I can’t really make any legit complaints that don’t exist in AWS in a slightly different flavor.
The “my company works with bitbucket or gitlab”.
I’m the release manager for my company. I’d have so many fucking contributions 😅
or the “ew github? i’m a codeberger” :)
it’s me; i’m a codeberger.
Ew GitHub? I’d rather go back to SVN
What’s a mondrian
An abstract painter whose thing was overlaid rectangles in prime colors.
I’m number 4, but instead of looking for a job, the pattern is subject to my crippling depression. Most of the time I simply feel that it’s pointless to work on my projects, so I don’t :(
I see the point in my projects yet I am frustrated and depressed by my perceived lack of progress.
Want to start a project and procrastinate on it together?
I don’t see the point of anything anymore, you folks need a community manager?
I’ve made up more names for new projects than what I have actually written code for. Yall looking for a product owner?
Damn. I have the opposite problem. I make up ideas for projects that I may or may not build and can’t come up with a decent name.
My last project that I actually build was an MQTT based smart planter for integration with homeassistant using an ESP32 MCU. My project name? ESPlanter…
Wow. You’re like my polar opposite. Code is a sign of rising depression for me. When I start working on my projets, it’s time to worry because it means I’ve lost all taste for human interaction, or food, or… sleep.
Wheres the fucker who made loss in his commits
git commit -m
.:|:;
The Weekender is also anyone working professionally. You can’t stick any of your real work on public github.
Github has an option to show private commits in these graphs though
Yup, but you might have another GitHub account!
#3 is my script that converts one particular RSS feed to .ical format, and pushes it to a repo, because setting up a website for one silly script was overkill.
#3 is actually impossible because the color gradient is relative and dynamic, is it not?
hello I also have big text
Does my text appear to you in big text? It doesn’t on my app.
I assumed you guys just did hashtags like “#mondayblues” so on sync it showed up as titles because of the markup lmao
Unless neither of you did that and I’m just going crazy, which is definitely possible
I wrote
#3
as in number three. For some reason I did see your text big and bold, but my three was not.
I wish I saw a GitHub wizard in the wild
Be the change you wish to see - https://github.com/gelstudios/gitfiti
Where weekdayer
Needs one that’s like #4 from January to September, labelled: “Fuck Github and anything else owned my Microsoft”.
My personal is shit, my work account though is lit like a Christmas tree but I can’t use that on an application and contrary to popular belief, I don’t always feel like spending all night coding after spending all day coding
People who work at Apple: Completely Blank
Wish it would include commits of our closed Gitlab instance on Github, then I wouldn’t be #4
Sounds like a good opportunity to draw some square kufic.