• db0
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    1003 months ago

    Third one should be called “A Bot”

    • @navi@lemmy.tespia.org
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      93 months ago

      100%

      My GitHub profile looked like that for a while when I was using my own PAT for a CI step that did repo syncing.

      Now a bot account gets all the credit. :(

    • @andioop@programming.dev
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      don’t post pictures of my face online, that’s rude >:(

      In all seriousness I wonder why I always realize I could have explained myself better/left something out/omg formatting error better fix it/holy shit typo after the initial commit, and have like 4 different ones (or a bunch of rebases in an effort to keep the repo clean of this crap) fixing it, instead of pushing just a correct and complete readme from the beginning.

      This is also why most of my Lemmy comments have edits. Not some weird sketchy crap editing things in to make others look bad or totally change my point after getting refuted, but just… oops typo or I could reword that to be more understandable or I meant to say this and totally forgot about it.

    • @embed_me@programming.dev
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      Look at this amateur, using a mouse to commit. I have a macro defined just to commit and push as a background job so that I can start editing the README again ASAP.

    • @kaprap@leminal.space
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      I commit far too little, and I don’t use branches so all my FEAT and FIX and DOC are mixed up, and I… Oh yeah I could just do add, and commit each of them separately… Damn.

      • @deur@feddit.nl
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        Or you could refrain from the dogmatic commit style that serves literally zero purpose because in any healthy software project nobody is ever reading the commit history like that.

        • @kaprap@leminal.space
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          23 months ago

          it looks cool and I can get back to developing software I abandoned when I have a better commit history

        • @StripedMonkey@lemmy.zip
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          History and good explanations of what was changed and why is incredibly useful for being able to determine if something is a bug, a feature, and why something was written a particular way.

          I’m not super stringent on commit style, but it absolutely helps to structure commit messages, especially in larger projects where they’re being worked on piecemeal.

  • katy ✨
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    623 months ago

    the “does most commits to private repositories” user

    • datendefekt
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      93 months ago

      An abstract painter whose thing was overlaid rectangles in prime colors.

  • Karyoplasma
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    493 months ago

    I’m number 4, but instead of looking for a job, the pattern is subject to my crippling depression. Most of the time I simply feel that it’s pointless to work on my projects, so I don’t :(

    • @einkorn@feddit.org
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      163 months ago

      I see the point in my projects yet I am frustrated and depressed by my perceived lack of progress.

      Want to start a project and procrastinate on it together?

      • Smee
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        133 months ago

        I don’t see the point of anything anymore, you folks need a community manager?

        • @PlutoVolcano@lemm.ee
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          63 months ago

          I’ve made up more names for new projects than what I have actually written code for. Yall looking for a product owner?

          • @Scrath@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Damn. I have the opposite problem. I make up ideas for projects that I may or may not build and can’t come up with a decent name.

            My last project that I actually build was an MQTT based smart planter for integration with homeassistant using an ESP32 MCU. My project name? ESPlanter…

    • Cadenza
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      Wow. You’re like my polar opposite. Code is a sign of rising depression for me. When I start working on my projets, it’s time to worry because it means I’ve lost all taste for human interaction, or food, or… sleep.

  • @fubarx@lemmy.world
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    253 months ago

    The Weekender is also anyone working professionally. You can’t stick any of your real work on public github.

  • pelya
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    163 months ago

    #3 is my script that converts one particular RSS feed to .ical format, and pushes it to a repo, because setting up a website for one silly script was overkill.

  • @merc@sh.itjust.works
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    83 months ago

    Needs one that’s like #4 from January to September, labelled: “Fuck Github and anything else owned my Microsoft”.

  • @julysfire@lemmy.world
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    73 months ago

    My personal is shit, my work account though is lit like a Christmas tree but I can’t use that on an application and contrary to popular belief, I don’t always feel like spending all night coding after spending all day coding