Ah shit, Google maps is driving us straight into the Andromeda Galaxy.

“Money”

What’s the opposite of “eating the onion”? I thought this was satire for sure.

Hey my friend, fellow depressive here. It’s not addiction, it’s a massive struggle. This is a vital time, the only way out is to face your circumstance.

I have 8 playlist I’ve been cultivating for like 6 years now, and it’s kind of hard to walk away from that. And I’ll fuck the dirt before I go back and re-make them lol.

What happened, most likely, is he screwed it up because he realized he couldn’t say “shame on me” without it being a soundbite on every news outlet. Better to appear dumb than personally apologetic to a national tragedy.

Space trains fall under a different regulating authority than space stations, unfortunately.

Ah, that checks out. Thanks, Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fart!

Uh…what

No thanks, I’ve seen this black mirror episode.