What’s especially funny is that he didn’t even script that, he just came up with it on the spot. And now it’s the joke he’s most known for.

Trade in their PCs to who? Fucking Aquaman?

Units

Sure, if you like burned coffee.

but the decision could fall to Trump, who has opposed banning TikTok.

I firmly believe he only ever said that to get elected. Trump is the one who called for the ban in the first place, and he’s already shown that he won’t be following through on the campaign promises he doesn’t actually care about.

The companies said a merger would help them better compete with big retailers like Walmart, Costco and Amazon.

You ARE big retailers!

And as if he hasn’t been doing this throughout his entire term as president.

It’d also be technically true to say “Elon Musk, CEO and self-proclaimed founder of Tesla…”

It depends on where, but it can be quite a bit. Typically goes towards road maintenance and whatnot.

Ironic, considering how much gasoline is taxed.