Encode you message as the second letter in ever word. “Coded message” could be: “actually, your odd text added small fears as ester calls, egg deficiencies…”

In prison, you’d have plenty of time to choose more natural sounding words.

It literally kills me when people say literally when they mean figuratively.

VOAT had a reputation of being for the reddit rejected users. The worst of the worst of #conservative.

It was not a pleasant place to lurk.

Whenever I see an ad telling me how my life could be better if I just bought the next widget, I think of a line from the princess bride:

“Life IS pain. Anybody who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something.”

I did my part. Made a post here, never did on reddit in ten years.

I wouldn’t try meta’s anything.

I wouldn’t try a meta fire extinguisher if I was on fire.