There are face mites that also don’t poop. Their lifes are so short that simple holding it in till they’re dead is easier

Nice. In German we have “am Arsch der Welt”, lit. translating to “at the arse of the world” to refer to the middle of nowhere

I love the casualness of this

I fucked Ted

Wait, it’s “quote unquote”? I have always been saying “quote on quote” my whole life.

Bojangles

The word EmuDeck made me do a double take

I’ve recently had a similar discussion on why orange ice cream isn’t that popular, but exists in form of water ice

Our conclusion was that acidic flavors, like orange and apple just aren’t good combined with cream, instead being better served as a sorbet

Not just math but actual maths

That’s like math^2

Unfortunately only in culinary terms, as neither vanilla nor coffee beans are true beans

The problem is exclusive rights.

If you wanna watch 3 different shows but they are all on different platforms, then you gotta go and pay for all 3. You can’t just watch the Netflix version of Loki, or the Disney+ version of Ted Lasso.

You mentioned monopolies but the problem is that each platform holds hundreds of monopolies, each for one specific show/movie.

In a perfect world, there would be some sort of law or agreement against exclusive rights, where every service can show any product they bought the (non-exclusive) rights to.

In that scenario, streaming services would have to compete by being the cheapest or offering the best service.

But alas, this is not a perfect world

I’m pretty sure that the act of simply drinking something is a known remedy for hiccups. So I guess drinking through that straw does work, it’s just not because of the straw

And almond milk isn’t actually milked from almond tiddies

And wait until you learn about baby oil

Dude, there’s no way he will even be able to eat all those 3000 sets before turning 99

Pirates do what Nintendon’t

That jitter is automatically present because different people will get different search results, so it’s not really intentional or purposeful

I look at negative reviews. If they are all dumb stuff like “FedEx lost my package, 0 stars” instead of actual complaints I know the product is good

Proceeds to spend 3 hours bug fixing until you realize that you spelled list as lsit

Definitely some cool ideas there but how do you deal with the long term effect of the map becoming too big?

The bigger the map the more the defs would need to stretch their resources to adding cool stuff.

Also, at some point, the inner hexes will be essential all complete cleared and new players will have to wander for a while as soon as they level up a bit.

Unlocking a new hex would be fun at the beginning but how fun will it be after 100+ have been unlocked and any more just will inevitably just feel same-y because even the best defs will eventually run out of ideas