Granite

And the rubes who believe them here, do you expect them to exert 30 feet without their phones telling them what to do?

I’ve moped out of buying tickets for bands I’ve really wanted to see because of Ticketmaster’s fees and bullshit on their website.

The insurance industry will love this.

They’re why I don’t go to concerts. But we shall see.

What a wonderful compliment for Mr. Smith.

Great. Now I have an image of Elmo in a maid outfit with a vacuum.

No longer a car company then…

History has proven again and again that rights are taken, not given.

Pedal, not petal.

Not trying to be an asshole, just a nudge to avoid misunderstandings (although the context is clear in this case)

I can’t imagine the ROI is gonna be great… people pause shit when they leave their phones or TV. How do this miss something so basic?!

My spouse wfh and he has to pause the TV for phone calls all the time.

This sounds like a math puzzle. How many satellites of X mass must impact the atmosphere and Y angle and Z velocity to destroy 1 earth atmosphere?

Just the start…

TIL thanks

There’s a pandemic term I haven’t seen in the wild for a hot minute.

Humane AI pin

That would be the dream, but people gotta eat. Hope she at least gets a raise.

Instead, Tesla’s board moves to oust Elon. More likely scenario imo

Bleachbit or Glary Utilities

Elon is such a lolcow.

How long until it rolls out to current users?