Not with the current price of eggs

Toes? I do pushups with my penis. One, two, 360, three, four.

Today’s kids are so weak. Not me, I work a 60 hr week and drink a 12 pack a night. That’s it. Maybe grill on the 4th.

“honey, today’s your last day of work. Then it’s just you and me 24hrs a day.”

Operation failed successfully

Meme coin goes badly? How did I not see this coming?

The following states never expanded Medicaid.

Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Kansas, Mississippi, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Wisconsin, and Wyoming

If anyone was confused why some very red states weren’t on the list

What about Greenland? Don’t let that dream die, Donny!

I use an app called Tessie. It’s $5 a month for the rest of my life but i do like it . Keeps track of battery usage, trips, and links to Alexa.

She made the mistake of knowing her neighbors. It could have been a Trick-Or-Treater or an uber eats driver and she would be okay.

None that you know of

So is Joe!

I really wish Tesla could divorce dipsh** musk. I enjoy my Y but I can’t anymore

Minors be miners

How would a bird carry a coconut?

I do miss my traffic closer alerts, but that’s all.

Or someone can let the dogs out. And we can ask “who?”

She should one up her and say fried chicken curry…wait, is that a thing? Like chicken curry katsu? Now I’m hungry

Awesome! I recently inherited a car and you made it easy for me.