At my school, the books are falling apart and missing pages. The wifi barely works. The computers are missing keys. The bathrooms are infested with roaches. The outside looks like a prison yard.

But our administrators got themselves some fancy new offices this year.

They sold their votes to a con man and are surprised they didn’t get paid?

Really?

Zero promoted businesses in my zip code.

Nice.

He has to bring his wife.

He needs her to blow into the ignition interlock.

Even the people smoking pot know he’s an idiot who doesn’t know what he’s doing.

Source - I smoke pot.