He will. But not for us.

fucking everything

You are a terrible human being.

When it comes to intelligence, standard deviation applies evenly to all age demographic. You ageist asshole.

There are too many dongles in my life.

If at first you don’t succeed…

They’re not.

Absolutely devistating.

You should tow it out of the environment or something.

That line was really funny. The first time we heard it. Many years ago.

True that.

Idiots are everywhere and even smart people do stupid things now and then.

You know you’re getting old when you “remember when Saturday Night Live used to be funny.”

Building shareholder value, duh.

Your question has now been banned in Florida.

“'cause Ima Christian!!!”

I’m sure they all will after they read this comment.

“human capital management”.

*dick

Twitter is dead.