Go on, shoo! I said git!

Lmao bad troll is bad. Go away.

Wow all 8 of their non-bot users will surely be very disappointed.

Good job reading the post. /s

Why would anyone ever interact with the police unless it was absolutely required? They’re not gonna care about your phone, and they might shoot your dog in the process.

ACAB

You should never ever ever purposefully attempt to interact with the police.

I thought this community was about Linux but every post I see is about windows. So tired of these “WiNdOwS bAd” circlejerks.

Dude I was giving you an out. You could’ve been all “haha just kidding” and saved some face.

You shouldn’t try to force someone into liking something just because you like it. That’s not okay. Especially when they’ve politely and repeatedly expressed disinterest. If all they do is web browsing and writing then why would they even need Linux?

This is a joke, right? Like, this must be a satire making fun of stereotypical Linux users?