It was MTG, not Gabbard.

Everybody?

I think you’re talking out your ass.

You haven’t even bought a house.

Seen everything, my ass. You’re fucking bored, go do some shit.

New existential fear unlocked!

Thanks, dude.

A huge number of users block bots

Good God!

You’ve completely changed my mind!

I’m putting my kids on puberty blockers right now!

Nice edit.

You told me to huff paint

Doctors do shit for money.

They’ll recommend whatever the parent asks for.

I want universal healthcare and even UBI, but this shit is just child abuse.

Edit to add: if you want to cut your dick off and call yourself a girl as an adult, I don’t care. If you convince your kids doctor to chemically castrate them, you should go to jail.

Doctors used to recommend all kinds of stupid shit. Lobotomies, literally transfusing COWS MILK into people because it’s white and will obviously make white blood cells.

They’re wrong about this, too.

Firefighter is the best of these.

NSFL doesn’t exist as a tag. Your only choice is to tag it NSFW.

Oh god.

Mine are:

• Livingroom
• Basement
• Bedroom

Including the parts you type out and don’t post.

Matrix

Sh.itjust.works uses matrix like any normal lemmy instance would.

Host on your own instance until you die unexpectedly from a heart attack at age 42.

Now your !pinball@dumbass.haha community with 2 million subscribers isn’t available to anyone. Because you’re dead and didn’t pay your server bill.

No ads on Mastodon. They’ll write about it when they figure out how to monetize it.

Musk ain’t getting in a cage with a two-comma commoner.

He needs another comma if he wants to whip it out with Elon.