This is what happens when you lose elections.

Now get rid of the touch screen entirely. Mark my words, the first electric car unveiled as a totally analog experience will be incredibly popular.

I know this isn’t satire but it feels uncannily like satire.

WYEA? 🌝🤡

whopping

Not the most important thing but god I hate this website’s image. “WYEA?” [rock man smiling smugly]

Daystrom’s dream comes true.

You had your chance, NYT, and you helped him get elected for clicks. Now I’m not reading your rage-bait bullshit.

People really do end up with the face they deserve.

Meanwhile China says no American internet sites in their country and I guess that’s ok for some reason.

Do we have to keep calling him Tim Apple?

No one’s going to remember this in a year. Remember when Unity supposedly torched their business? They’re doing fine.

“OMG this is crazy but in light of the looming Google antitrust stuff did y’all realize there are other browsers out there??”

I’m not online enough to understand this.

Into the eWaste furnaces! The furnaces cry out for more eWaste!

I didn’t get it and I haven’t thought about it in months. I do photography work and was scared off by the warnings about inaccurate color and brightness.

It’s a sharp bidet.

They’re not making a mini again. Ever. It’s ride or die with my 13 mini for at least a few more years.

Congrats on inventing a $150 button, Jony.

I like how this has a -19 score and yet it’s still being served up to me for some reason.