Ahem

LIIIIIIIIIIINUX!

Helpful to say the person’s name before you ask. “Sarah, what’s the resistivity of tungsten?” Then the others will tune out before they even hear the question.

The revolution will not be televised

We don’t need terrorists. We need assassins and revolutionaries.

There is no functional reason to have a toilet connect to an outside server

So that all the toilets you poop in can share data on your poops and get a complete picture of your bowel health.

Psychiatrist never diagnosed him with ASD. Psychiatrist never diagnosed him with NPD. It’s all rumours and stereotypes. He wants the sympathetic stereotype, Lemmy users who think they’re leftists want the unsympathetic stereotype. How about we leave stereotypes out of the conversation to talk about the piece of shit he actually is, instead of which neurodivergencies we think we can use as weapons against him?

Don’t forget that Elmo is also an autist. You could just as easily and just as truthfully say an evil autist is destroying the country.

I don’t know why you’d want to politicise a mental disorder like that, but since you’re already doing it, you might as well go all the way.

Imagine how pants-shittingly-scared the oligarchs would be if one got capped and they couldn’t find the killer?

I don’t have to. That’s how scared they are now. Luigi is a cope. He didn’t do that, he’s just there to make the oligarchs feel better like a night light

They’ll call the actual shooter a copycat.

If Discord were on GitHub with a GNU licence, Revolt wouldn’t need to spend all this time re-inventing the wheel.

If Revolt enshittifies, the next replacement won’t need to spend time re-inventing the wheel.

Even in the worst case scenario, this is a step in the right direction. And I’m not convinced of your worst case scenario.

https://reddthat.com/post/37286760

I like Revolt better because it’s actually designed to replace Discord. Matrix isn’t designed to be Discord, and that’s a problem, because what I want is FOSS Discord. Matrix doesn’t bring any novel features that make me want it more than FOSS Discord.

https://reddthat.com/post/37286760

I’m not subject to intertia. I could move my friends to an alternative in a week. Tell me which alternative has all those features and I’ll switch.

The increasing use of AI is horrifying. Stop playing Frankenstein! Quit creating thinking beings and using them as slaves.

I wanna see a politician campaign on creating a weak economy.

Crash the housing market! Make the billionaires lose money! Collapse the oil industry!

It’s like when you’re having a conversation on autopilot.

“Mum, can I play with my frisbee?” Sure, honey. “Mum, can I have an ice cream from the fridge?” Sure can. “Mum, can I invade Poland?” Absolutely, whatever you want.

Queue

Cue

Hoarding resources will be banned. If you start doing it, we’ll beat you up before you can get enough to hire a private army. Also, only the most corrupt people would go work as a private soldier, because everyone’s needs are met so there’s no poverty to drive people to do bad things. You’d have to promise private security a lot of money to betray their nation for basically no reason.

an inevitable result of a society dominated by the Proletariat according to Marxist theory.

Ah yes. That’s why after the Bolshevik revolution, Stalin stepped in and dissolved the state.

When a monkey hoards all the bananas, the other monkeys kill him and share the bananas. Anarchy is natural.