they got the evil lady from Harry Potter

J K Rowling?

Sexiest bootstraps I’ve ever seen.

“Why don’t we just…”

“All you need to do is…”

Exact same symptom. Who knows what actually started it either time.

Now study Wall Street.

Guess we need to stock up on pornography and masturbation tools.

Seems very much like market manipulation.

What have you done lately?

I’d think you’d have a pretty irate populace by now, but I guess not.

I sure would like a wall, but that doesn’t seem to be the plan.

intestinal fortitude

Odd to see on a resume.

He can only get it up for anime tentacles.

We’re both enriched on this fine day!

pass time

I just realized I’ve always thought of it as past time, I guess I usually see it written as “pastime”. Past time doesn’t make any sense at all, the way I’ve always thought of it. Neat!

You know who a “buddy” is? A guy who goes to town and gets 2 blow jobs and brings one home for you.

An old guy I worked with used to say that. He’d get really mad if you called him buddy.

Do we know that? Probably a vice president at tesla now.

Your tax dollars at work.

Thats his OPA.

Obscure Personal Acronym

Did you hear his inauguration speech? Where he lamented the poor downtrodden billionaires who were now homeless because of the fires in LA?

The “run government like a business” crowd gets to me. I’d like to see business run like a government. Owned and controlled by the workers.