So, over half of all new millionaires worldwide were in the U.S. Wow!

Ya gotta cozy your finger right up against the disc. That’s the secret.

My father used to wax our crokinole board to keep the players sliding evenly.

Yeah, really awkward. CBC must be low on staff.

Canada got rid of the penny 12 years ago. Hardly raised an eyebrow.

I’m speechless.

I have my doubts. If it caused a short, that means high voltage flowed through its body.

I can see a bunch of geeky engineers in the planning meeting. “Wouldn’t it be cool if it could detach and still work. Think of how she could mess with people.”

It’s not that hard to do. If you miss the sign, you’re heading to Canada. Also, she asked to be directed to the nearest Costco, and the nearest Costco happened to be in Canada.

I thought this was the onion.

A truly Canadian dilemma.

Yeah, I always want to clean up the headlines, but apparently it’s against the rules.

We’ll never know until it starts multiplying rapidly and breaks out of the lab.

Finding life is like efficient fusion energy. There’s always possibilities, but it never comes.

If he introduced a policy and stuck with it, it might have had some impact, but with his on again, off again tactics, I can’t see anyone investing millions knowing that the tarrifs might disappear the next day.

It’s inconceivable.

That’s a little scary.

Hey, thanks. I’ve gotta give that a watch.

lol

Yeats