I’ve heard of just following orders before, but just issuing orders is a new one.

Make reactionaries angry at this law by saying it bans children from wearing fur.

A personal or outward display, except during a school play or by a school mascot, through surgical or superficial means of features that are non-human such as using tails, leashes, collars or other accessories designed for pets

what kind of kinky ass school mascots do Texans have

No, they’ll arrest their parents if they aren’t white

Today we call them simps and glazers

Oh no please don’t kill yourself live on X, that would own the liberals too hard

WHOOP WHOOP

Nah he can still win in 2028

So it’s a narc, but if you’re racist

It’s always the ones you most expect

Ah, the tried and true strategy of saving money on fuel by quitting your job

Food too expensive? Just don’t eat.

It’ll be an extremely funny day when one of the racist children convince him to drop a hard R.

Big Balls, please, you have the power to do something great.

Are we about to delve into the legal status of squat cobbler

Finally, we achieved family values and protected the children

I didn’t mean an apology isn’t owed, I meant there’s a very long line of people waiting.

Hooo boy, you oughta look at the shit Japan did to Korea and China, they put the Nazis to shame sometimes

Then again the US dropped two nukes on civilians and every president avoids apologizing when they visit the memorial so you have a point there

I dunno, Japan makes a point to not apologize and they get less flak than Germany

Though I guess the last PM they had who was a dick about it got some flak, rapidly accelerated from a doohickey

Of all countries the US should apologize to, I don’t think Canada makes to the top 50, but I’m not gonna lead a gift horse to water