Wait, SSNs weren’t designed to be GUIDs? I mean, I fully follow that they aren’t and we’ve had to reuse them when the circle of life does its thing, but I thought they were just designed poorly and we found out the hard eay they don’t work as GUIDs. What purpose were they designed for if not to act as GUIDs?

12 days and 17 hours. As another commenter pointed out, checked with uptime

I’ve been through the same. I was so sad to learn this. This is what personal growth looks like, you learned a thing today. Be proud of yourself