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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.
(Note: This might be misinformation)
Immigration Canada: “Prove to us that your marriage is genuine. Prove that it wasn’t for immigration purposes.”
My wife and I: “You sure you want that?”
Immigration Canada: “Make with the proof.”
My wife and I: 400 pages, front and back, of Skype call logs/timestamps. A fucking literal ream of paper
Elon won’t do it. He’s a pussy. He will back out and start calling Stewart a pedo on social media.
I swear “quietly” is the new “slams”.
In four more years, Bernie Sanders will be 87 years old. Why would it be Bernie Sanders?
Wild that these perfectly normal unusual waves keep happening among Trump’s inner circle during speeches. These perfectly average waves that look quite a lot like sieg heils and have never really been sighted or performed by US political figures outside of these perfectly normal waves that have started happening since Trump’s inauguration.
Why are they all so square? Is this a side effect of putting loads inside of your family members?
I briefly had an S22 Ultra because there were Pixel shortages at the time, and I hated that piece of shit. Not only was it way too large, extremely heavy, and loaded to the gills with far more unremovable bloatware than the common Google variety, but the camera for which it was touted for being “the best on the market” was absolute dogshit. The white balance was awful, and the shutter speed was slower than a hot turd sliding down the onramp. I returned it after only a week and settled for a budget 4A that actually captured clear photos of my daughter in motion.
They’re all orange down here, Georgie…
Macho Pillow. It’s a big dick bicep shaped pillow for strong, conservative men. Nothing sexual.
Buckley?
Jesus Christ…
Does the server matter at all? Wasn’t able to find a straight pixelfed.ca like I did with Lemmy, but it seems like people always end up dunking on the larger servers or defederating them because of Nazis.
I’m in a similar boat. I immigrated to Canada back in 2017, and I have a daughter now who is turning five. As of right now Facebook is the single most effortless way for me to stay in contact with my friends and family back home, and allows them to feel familiar with and/or connected to me and my daughter.
Oh, hell yeah! And there will be some new ghoulish goliath like Sloth, but more akin to the Toxic Avenger, who dwells within the trash warrens and helps the protagonists thwart the bad guys.
I don’t know if it’s just the Kalashnikov or what, but I’m kind of into this grandma.
They all have cousins, so…
Is this what powers the Celina 52 Truck Stop?
It’s just shitty because what real alternative is there? You either go all-in on the Conservative fuck-train or you attempt some desperate form of damage control by voting for the moderately more palatable option. There’s no in-between in the US that isn’t a symbolic losing bet.
Word is, when Bernie first saw the news of the murder, he said, “Fuck yes.”
Wow, very cool comment.
Will he get worked up and defensive? See below.
(he will)
I lived in the States for 30 years and Canada for 10. As an unofficial ambassador to both countries, I can confidently weigh in that you perfectly embody the American stereotype. You are loud, angry, spiteful, and removed. (starts with an R and ends with a D)