It’s true that most banks haven’t had new branches in a while. In Florida, a lot of old banks are being converted into Cannabis dispensaries because of their vaults. I hear they even repurposed the tubes as a delivery system.

“Thongs” could be misinterpreted in a hilarious way though.

I’m not sure why people are downvoting you on this comment. I got the Stephen King reference too.

I have no idea if this is true, but I’d be impressed if you just made it up.