More like smooching the butt trumpet.

You should ask the ones who have.

There’s gonna be some really interesting subreddit names in the future then

Much too harsh for this gold-domed “too important to really hold to account” CEO. Perhaps a mildly stern, yet askance look (or two, if the crowd rumbles for more)

If we aim right, we can fertilize our crops while we war.

Is he gonna channel all that sweet income into supporting Dickopedia?

Coding errors can live on in infamy!

The fun, fair world of academia.