RIP to the king of countertop kitchen appliances. Looks like I’ll be having a reduced fat burger tonight in his honor!

The F47 will be the most advanced, capable, and lethal aircraft ever built.

O rly?

Boeing, a US aerospace giant, has been awarded a lucrative contract to build the Next Generation Air Dominance fighter

lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

Never underestimate the amount of cognitive dissonance to be found in the average Trump supporter’s views. These are remarkably dumb people.

"Let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama Marco Rubio doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing.”

Good.

This is literally the plot of Michael Moore’s comedy, Canadian Bacon (1995), starring John Candy. 30 years later, and Republicans are now leading us down a path that even Michael Moore deemed to be so patently absurd that it’d be perfect for a zany satirical comedy.