We will quickly find out that all they say is “Eat Shit!”

Well… some areas of America are.

Been feeling mine since 1998.

Mine started a program where instead of giving us money or discounts for smart products they now donate the money saved to those less fortunate. Motherfuckers, I’m the one who has seen my electric bill triple over the last 10 years and my salary is stagnant as my swamp ass right now.

edging to deepfakes

Oh good Im not the only one doing that lately.

Well… yeah a lot of paper straws literally implode on themselves after about 2 good sucks. I tried going reusable metal straw but it started growing something in it even though I washed it daily. I think the old myth that the plastic straws were killing turtles has run aground seeing as that floating island of garbage is all fishing gear and cigarettes… so I just want to go back to plastic straws so I can enjoy a thick milkshake even if Im getting a heavier dose of microplastics my brain is full of them anyways from sitting here on my plastic sofa.

I’m okay if it has access to everything, makes it easier to find the porn I was looking for.

Wasnt there just another post about AOC being critical of ICE and the top comment is about going out and buying a firearm?

• this study was written with the assistance of an AI agent.

My company transitioned to using contractors for low experienced new hires. Our only reqs being approved by management are 10+ YOE.

Sorry kids, time to apply to a few more places.

Luckily CBP got a nice budget increase so they can prevent anyone from leaving too.

They said the same thing after Nixon… and after Reagan… and now after Trump. Moderates will eat it up and we will end up worse on the next cycle of debauchery.

Unless you are a major corporation… you are not free to take anything.

Are there any Gazans left? I thought the IDF killed them all waiting in lines for food aid… and now I’m being investigated by the FBI.

Kind of /s

The next thing every website will start forcing us to use just as they become useless and a way to hack them is discovered.

Every news outlet: “Major breach of your pin codes! Click this link.”

Even blue states in the U.S. are going this direction.

Hoard your data folks!

Jokes on them. My 100s of TBs of downloaded porn has a backlog that will take me decades to get through. Funny enough my steam backlog is in the 500s but I’ll only keep playing the same 10 games until I die.

It was easier for our 500+ employees when our CFO pointed out that its either switch to Linux and have a learning curve or see some of your coworkers, maybe even yourself be laid off. We actually saved so much money dumping Microsoft products that we were able to hire tech ambassadors to help the older folks get setup with the new software.

My state says I have to pay a tax, do live fire training, get 2 background checks and wait several weeks before I can arm myself.

Guess we will just die.

Oh and I can’t carry it virtually anywhere. Maybe to the range if its unloaded and locked and ammunition stored somewhere separately.

Did I also mention I am limited to 10 or less rounds?

I was going to add something else but there is a kiaboy with an autoswitch glock and extended mag tapping on my window while I type this.