Not very humane of them if you ask me 🤭

I’m constantly surprised that he hasn’t farted himself to death 🤔

He should claim self defense cuz the CEO attacked him first by denying him life saving healthcare.

I bet plenty of non millionaires would be willing to shelter and hide him. 🤷‍♂️

GOOD! #good

Yeah, especially in a country with so many guns, that are so easy to obtain.

So they DON’T want to deport immigrants so that white people can have jobs picking vegetables for less than minimum wage?

🤣

Simple, if you’re a white man with money, you can do whatever you want and get away with it.

🤷‍♂️

Jeebus, u okay Microsoft? 😬

Does kamala stand behind bullet proof glass? I didn’t notice it at her rallies. 🤔

Wow, what a genius!

/s

Only America is allowed to steal data 😤

Wow, how funny. Elon really wants to help trump win, but he’s too lazy to even make sure the work is being done. He’s busy scrolling on twitter. But that’s just how these jerks are. 🤷‍♂️

Someone call Alanis Morisette 🤣

You down with OOP? 🤪

They should tweet that

But then , they’ll get banned 😛

ah, you’re right, I can’t believe I forgot about that show. 🤦‍♂️ 👍

I would watch a cop show where they reenact all these dumb cop situations, like the acorn incident, fake fentanyl fainting, etc.

Law and Odor

…need ideas for names

Chups

elon is trying to put The Onion out of business by being hilariously stupid 🤪

But when corporations do this, they are praised for brilliant innovative fiduciary prowess. 🙄