Fecal contamination is a fact of life or, put succinctly, shit happens.

C diff.

Smash them up and dump the crumbs into a glass. Now it’s a drink and no longer subject to the tyrannical nutritional guidelines of the medical establishment, leaving you free to consume it as you please.

Maybe there are (at least) 9 of these code-named agents who are assigned an identity for the duration of their employment.

Kinda want her to get the role now just so these assholes don’t see Depp or somebody else in the new movie and think that they had a hand in saving Hollywood from the evil forces of woke. Satisfaction is not permitted.

I’d believe that it’s a 13-year-old spewing dumb 13-year-old ideas of how humor works. Their thoughts don’t count yet.

It only seems that way because it is.

…hands that are gripped together are unable to present a threat…

Counterpoint:

Full marks but for the alliteration bonus point, we would have accepted ‘Homicide Hornet’.

In this case, it’ll stand for “Slimy Child Predator”.

Then they’d have to do more work when it becomes convenient to call backsies on the “permanently” part.

No time to think, just get on your knees like the pastor’s favorite altar boy.

I’d recommend looking up The Innocence Project to see examples of cases where false accusations result in convictions but you’re already familiar with their work.

I don’t equate the lack of conviction for the attacker with a separate conviction for false reporting by the accuser but it’d be a valid concern on top of the many other reasons someone might choose to stay silent. Many attackers may be content to escape with a “not guilty” ruling if the prosecution isn’t able to prove their case but some are certain to try and hit back through the legal system even when they know the truth of the matter. Not sure I’d roll the dice on a true (but hard to prove) claim if it opened me up to further victimization.

No harm, no foul, right? It’s not like the accusations by themselves did any damage to the players’ mental health, social lives or had any effect on their education. Those reports of vandalism to Duke property and death threats to staff must’ve been fabricated too.

As much as I’d like the justice of having her prison sentence extended by the length of time each player would have been facing, I don’t think it’s a good idea in general. Wouldn’t want to discourage survivors of rape from coming forward with legitimate accusations due to fear of repercussions if the evidence is not sufficient to convict their attacker. Lots of things can go wrong between the crime scene and court room, guilty parties don’t always end up where they belong.

I think this simulation is bugged, it keeps repeating the same news story template for the religion topic but with different locations, names and years. Is there some setting to disable child rape (not just among but definitely including clergy) or do I need to buy some DLC?

That’s not what I heard, pretty sure he’s still in NYC.

Unless he is, in which case he definitely fled the country.

That’s awful, I bet a lot of those stay unsolved.

Or a chef.

…inquiry over whether the archdiocese ran a child sex-trafficking ring…

Turns out it wasn’t but only on a technicality: the child sex-trafficking ring was running the archdiocese.