Pigs gonna pig.

43 pounds is a shit-ton of doses of fentanyl.

I don’t know what service they are performing now.

They are servicing those in power.

legitimate authority

Yeah, no.

He could buy Cloudflare.

Sounds like he fired too many competent ops people.

They should be grateful their heads are still attached.

Just keep hoping for that invisible handjob.

The power consumption of a tablet is next to nothing compared to the power it takes to move an EV.

What are the chances that he even knows how to drive? Golf carts don’t count.

Pushing the panic button would be cross-wired to make the fart noise.

Bobbing for fries might sound more like fun to him.

Anything endorsed by Trump is a scam.

Most of the others are off cashing their AIPAC checks.

Who elected Elon Musk?

As you get closer to retirement, the usual strategy is to shift from a stock-heavy portfolio to something less volatile. The retirees getting burned are the ones who were too ignorant or greedy to do that.

I wonder if it’s a coincidence that the security team got the sack and soon after, some servers were found to not be properly buttoned up.

While Trump has promised not to cut entitlement programs

And we all know how much Trump’s word is worth.

If he wants a wave of suicide bombers on mobility scooters, he’s on the right track.

Maybe they could burn some SwastiKars to generate power?