Thank you. I was trying to find this earlier today.

My toilet runs FreeBSD.

Yes

In theory, yes. I’ve never actually plugged it into a computer. It’s a Sony PS-LX300USB. Looks like you can pick one up used for less than $100. Might be worth it if you’re currently buying everything twice.

My record player has a USB port…

Replace “all 1’s or something” with “drop database or something” and it 100% applies.

I knew exactly which video that would be. Such a perfectly clear explanation.

You’ve got an unmatched single quote.