In The Netherlands I’ve heard opinions ranging from “Every citizen is Dutch” to “You’re Dutch if you embrace our values” to “You’re Dutch if you speak Dutch at home”.

Perhaps like the gays they are too precious and we shouldn’t encourage them to fight?

If I remember correctly, those actually have Steam with Proton built in.

Agreed. I hope lawmakers step in and make EULAs like this unenforceable.

https://gobolinux.org/

This checks out, because Windows 2000 is the best Windows!

Linux is also interesting, but I like gaming without fiddling too much with my operating system, I just don’t want to commit my rare spare time to that. I want install -> play.

With Proton, running Windows games from Steam has become pretty much click-and-play. If you do all your gaming through Steam, most games just work.