We did it! 🎆

He’ll be the Animal Welfare Czar

I just use UUIDs

So are optical discs

The Supreme Court gets to decide what that means.

It’s not gay if you’re trying to make a baby

Yes! Every time I say this somebody shows up to comment on how USB C is the best and they use it for all their fastening.

Can you really not see the difference between the parties?

The Supreme Court will just “interpret” that away.

Yes

Don’t forget, their cultists will vote for anything they say.

That’s more of a mental disability

Only if they secede from the country

You are unreachable

Good for you, you helped get Trump elected! 👍

They forgot the most important thing: Lead poisoning

I’ve never seen such a perfect user name

Black Friday is an infohazard SCP

I just love this response so much

Fuck, I would love to rewrite the front end.