Most hiring managers are looking for unicorns

Have you tried calling them all fascists? Maybe that’ll help

Good point: a lot of theft stems from people reading tax returns and robbing the rich. That’s why high-income neighborhoods also have the highest crime 🙄

Me, thinking about the days of dial up: 😭

I suggest getting a dog and giving up on dating

Disagree. Calling leftists Nazis for not voting for Harris is basically the same thing as Stalingrad

PROBLEM SOLVED.

Great work everyone. Maybe post a couple more memes about the Heil, but I think we can all safely say that Elong won’t a be problem from now on

Trump has had 3 wives and at least one additional mistress we know of. There are literally women who wear “you can grab my pussy” shirts

How are you this out of touch with reality?

So… MGTOW for women?

Okay, bye

That’s pretty spot on

I haven’t heard Kim Petras whining about immigrants

Pretty easily: that’s the whole point of the concept of “reputation”

“Social media is the most authentic?”

GenZ is fucked. Although not literally

I sure hope so. Pretty hard to sell cars if you don’t even know where they are

Missouri the same state that’s trying to fuck adults with student loans? No way

I use it as a working Google and to make goofy pictures of ideas I have/tattoos I want

Isn’t most of Linux open source?

Plus that whole thing where record companies got caught price-fixing CDs. And the other thing where they got caught installing rootkits from CDs

Legally, yes. In practical terms, spending $1000 to fight a lawsuit and win $50 isn’t realistic, and I’d be willing to bet T-Mobile forces arbitration anyway

Israel does not allow US military bases. Saudi Arabi, Qatar, Bahrain and Kuwait do though