Here’s hoping buddy goes and gets himself Ramsay Bolton’d

Personally hoping he just drops dead, but that a week or two beforehand, he and Loveseat have some public falling out about…something, honestly the specifics don’t matter. Hell, it could even be something that never actually happened and is just the dementia taking hold. Point is, if he rages against Vance on Truth or wherever and then keels over, every qanon dumbfuck in creation is going to collectively cream their pants over that shiny new conspiracy, and while we will technically be stuck with President Loveseat, that would nerf the fuck out of him.

Honestly kind of sounds like this is an “I swear, doc, I sat on it” type situation and they’re blaming some role-play escapade gone wrong on the dog

I see he still has his tactical toddler deployed

There’s a muralist, Mike Alewitz, who survived the shooting. There WAS an NPR interview with him that went over it in depth but unfortunately (and rather concerningly to be honest) it seems to have been removed.

Dammit! We were so close to a tiny woodland creature pride parade. The gay frogs are gonna be SO disappointed.

I believe they’re already under a 40 day boycott

He spent eight days in the hospital, where doctors removed his spleen and performed reconstructive surgery on his shoulder. He suffered a lung contusion, a hemothorax, and damage to his ribs, scapula, spine, and clavicle, medical records show.

That is an “emergency surgery and massive quantities of pain meds” list of injuries. Honestly wondering if they purposely chose to discuss forms of support while the poor bastard was still higher than upside down bird pussy.

A good predictor of when they’ll walk something back is if whatever it is is stupid/evil enough to also screw over the very wealthy. Measles well and truly coming back would fit the bill.

If it came out that he’s just straight up lashing out at peanut farmers because he’s still salty at Jimmy Carter, I genuinely would not even be surprised.

Maybe one of those OceanGate guys who didn’t turn into a fine pink mist can hook him up with a MadCatz controller

Ah, I see today’s edition of “articles I thought were the onion at first glance” has arrived.

Edgar suit vibes.

“Who the fuck is Ollie Garky?”

The CVS nearest me announces “cashier needed at [item]” over the intercom on loop until they show up when you hit the call button. In related news, I’ve now discovered the most awkward way possible to buy condoms.

Even the best health care is only as good as the patient’s willingness to listen to an expert. Unless there’s some poor intern being tasked with wrapping Donvict’s meds in cheese so he’ll swallow them, that might not matter.

If you’ve got a mini muffin pan, you can make little tiny cheesecakes by putting a nilla wafer or oreo in each compartment as the crust and pouring the batter on top. Did it for Thanksgiving and topped each one with homemade cranberry sauce and they were to die for.