I would rip em up as a kid all the time.

Exaggerating?

Why don’t we try lying, bait and switch. Perhaps criminal investigation for consumer fraud?

How about… No

I feel personally attacked.

This kills the platform.

Implying that the Right isn’t incompetent is a bridge too far for me though.

Elon probably legitimately thought everyone agreed with him and would fall in line and lick nuts.