well that’s just silly

at least it will make explaining astroturfing a little easier

i’ve been obsessively commenting on reddit for years… i’ll live on forever

i want them trained on me so that our future robot overlords will respect me… maybe create some simulacrum of my consciousness to live on forever

a very small percentage of helium will disable the phone

i would guess near night clubs and the like… they’re more likely to use them, and drunk people are more likely to toss them willy nilly…

reminds me of when i had a backpack with all my stuff stolen by knifepoint….

also, get another one. i’d bet the person that bought it for you was hoping to play games with you…

i just want a phone that constantly spies on me and sends recordings back to mama cloud….

we need math in programming because math is the best language for describing the universe…
you don’t really need much to do a lot of stuff, but it’s a very math like thing… the computer was invented as a general purpose math machine, programming languages are rather similar to math… variables, functions, etc….
imo they make students take way too much math and it ends up being “just prove that you could do this, not that you’ll need to”.
like, “multivariable calculus with analytic geometry” isn’t needed for anything unless you’re doing scientific work….

i mean sure, they said it first… but i made it cool

you may… but you should know it’s a south park episode where that’s in the iOS terms of service….

i highly recommend you watch it

edit: sorry, Human CentiPad

well aside from it taking up a lot of space and making a lot of noise, there’s a water and gas line hookup that probably requires permission….
but they do make really small ones that can only do a couple garments at a time.
usually marketed for long haul truck drivers….

give me an app that doesn’t touch any other part of my phone and doesn’t require signing some 300 pages of terms of service where i agree to be a human centipede… then maybe

i remember the good old days, when you had to use scissors to physically cut a head out of a photo, and then glue it to your porno mag

on android: ytldnis
[i only trust the github one]

i like how flesh simulator’s stories are all well cited though….
most conspiracy concerned people just say random stuff and never back it up….

they look like they could be related….
….
but it would be a fun fake conspiracy theory to start….

huh, i don’t really see it…

thanks… it’s my favorite bitwise operator….

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