Aussiemandeus

A kettle and some instant coffee, better then any coffee I’ve ever had from a shop

Yeah where I live there’s a burger urge. Sells shitty burgers for like 30 dollars AUD

I really would not be surprised if they had put a person on that mission in secret. With the hopes of making them a hero and show how great Ruzzia is.

In the good parts of the world you don’t need to afford health care.

In the bad parts of the world you do.

I used to have a blackberry, it was awesome. Right before touch screen really hit, had a track ball that would get dirty. Beyond that it was the best phone i had. When from that to a s3 then s7 then s9 and now s21.

One thing i noticed is i had to buy a buy a new phone more and more frequently. I went through two s9s and my s21 is so bad i need a new phone but hate the idea.

Planned obsolescence should really be illegal. No matter what form it takes

If that’s really from the show I’m amazed. That seems super self aware, <laughs nervously>

I literally have paid a toilet subscription for the past 10 years.

Its the fee on my water bill called waste removal.

Power is a subscription model, you want to have power at your house you pay a quarterly connection fee on top of what you use.

Doesn’t work for me, just wants to to then customise the home screen, probably a setting in my gesture control.

That’s my S21 and can get there by swiping down twice anywhere on the screen.

I don’t think that’s too far up at all

Wow an admission of being incorrect on the internet. I must be dreaming