Remember when NYPD watched a guy attacking people on the subway with a knife?

Big ol’ (X).

“I’m just trying to monetize human suffering. Am i a bad person?”

Actually no, you’re not “bad.” You’ve gone so far past bad that bad is just a dot on the horizon in your rearview mirror.

Sisterhood of the Traveling Goalposts!

No. Hyperbole is just a really fast bole.

Red or green, homie?

Egad, you’re right! Here, we let reality do us!

“We’re going to take the firearms first and then go to court, because that’s another system. Because a lot of times by the time you go to court … it takes so long to go to court to get the due process procedures. I like taking the guns early, like in this crazy man’s case that just took place in Florida; he had a lot of fires [and] they saw everything. To go to court would have taken a long time, so you could do exactly what you’re saying but take the guns first, go through due process second.”

• Nancy Pelosi
• God-Emperor Depends

“He didn’t mean it. He was joking.”

“He’s not gonna hurt me, I’m white…!”

“They’re only going after the bad ones.”

All quotes come directly from family that will be affected by Trump’s shit. They couldn’t care less though, because they believe the shit they say. They’ll be fine, it’s just everyone else that’s fucked.

Fingers crossed he can’t

Is that before or after he fucked the Queen of the Moon?

YOINK!

If you don’t understand the difference between a boss and a tradesman that you called, then I’m out. Either you’re too dense to understand, which would make explaining a waste of time, OR you’re just sealioning, as i suspect, which would make explaining a waste of time.

there’s a very good chance the judge and sheriff were both wildly corrupt

About the same chance as the sun coming up tomorrow, I’d wager.

And you call a different plumber.

It has beautiful alcoves, i hear.

“Shifting,” as if this hasn’t been happening since he rode that fucking escalator. That was what, 296 years ago…?

And the crowd says

RTJ!

👊👈

“Think of how stupid the average American is. Then, realize half the country is stupider that that.”

-St. George Carlin

“Thank you for choosing Carl’s Jr. You are a bad citizen. Your government is now the possession of Carl’s Jr.”

stupid Americans can’t discern fact from fiction.

It’s almost as if all the attacks on education over the last 4-7 decades are bearing fruit.