This follows classic maritime law: You don’t have to pay taxes if you live in the air. That is what my lawyer Chareth Cutestory said. I have the best lawyers

Meh. We did it before the internet turned to shit. It will be OK

That .heic made my eye twitch. Reminded me of my coworkers at work not being able to open a photo they took on their iPhone, and that they want to use on the intranet

We could call it Fedora!

Perhaps I’m just an old 40 year old fart, but the Internet was better before. I miss the 00s and the 10s. Now it’s just paywalls, LLM generated bullshit, and search results from SEO orgies

“Wash my clothes”

“No…”

There’s a difference between trying to find out what is wrong and being a cunt.

If this person had asked politely after quickly searching for answers, the developer’s response would most likely be different and helpful

This is like the “I’m not racist, but…” And then proceeds to say the most racist thing ever imagined

The goal of interstellar travel must be to reduce the ping to 0

Not how capitalism works. Sadly

The worst thing about interstellar travel: no internet

How to make sure I’m not making it by accident? That is the reason why I have a general understanding of atomic bombs

I had it. I printed it out on a dot matrix printer. Took hours, and my dad found it while it was half way. He got angry, pulled the cord and burned all of the paper

I’m in my 40s. The last time I can remember buying a newspaper, was when I did it for my parents as a kid 🤷

Another thing I managed to miss out on :(

I like that you didn’t lie

Biggest so far!

DMCA do stand for Don’t Make the Cearch engine Angry

50€ for 1000/1000 here. My employer covers it.

I’m setting up nets as we speak! Going to trawl the skies for goods