I’m the reason we get a safety meeting today, if that counts? 😊

I absolutely fucking hate that I can’t say you’re being a bit overkill.

What the actual fuck

This but opposite… It’s -35° today. Cold enough most cars won’t start unless they have a block heater…

I got a slurpee for lunch. I never giving it up. You can’t make me

Grew up in death valley (50+°C in summer)

Moved to northern Canada (-45°C in winter)

Sometimes humanity is just stubborn. You just a acclimate over time

What a legacy to leave behind /s

Happened in the woke liberal capital of… * checks notes *

… Georgia?

I’m not even American and I’m concerned about the US and it’s conduct if the election goes EITHER WAY.

I should not have to be stressed about it if Donald trump loses, but here we are. A week away from whatever backup plan they have for losing the election

I’m the Forman at my metal shop… If you’re not swearing in front of customers I don’t give a fuck.

As long as you keep a cool head and pay attention to who’s in the building, I’ll let you get away with most things

18 billion dollars on a country that

• has a developed arms industry
• isn’t fighting a superior enemy
• isn’t fighting defensively
• isn’t adhering to international law
• has killed multiple US citizens in cold blood
• has invaded neighboring countries
• not to mention the whole genocide thing
• did I mention it’s mainly a genocide of children?

Fuck Israel. I fucking hate nazis and they look an awful lot like nazis to me

That will be 450$ and you’ll have to send your device in for 3 weeks. -Apple Genius

Oh even worse. What the actual fuck

Yay more nuclear power for a grid in need.

Boo that it’s hoping federal funds pay for Microsofts powersuck of an AI

But number go up?!?

Jesus fucking christ

‘The chief medical examiner ruled it a homicide. Yet today’s decision tells the world that the rights and dignity of First Nations people and that a ruling by a chief medical examiner can be disregarded without consequence. So that bothers me," Merrick told reporters outside court.’

Identical to my toddlers pooping face

Ban assault jacuzzis

Clearly the wall that the brave Israeli Air force pilot collapsed was hamas.

Probably safe up to 2016 as long as it’s not luxury brand

That was an okay ending to an infuriating story.

Glad your fam doesn’t let the bullshit get them down.